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THE “WHAT IFs” YOU MIGHT NEVER FIND ANSWERS TO

Let us play a what-if game

Think farther than wherever you are. And ask yourself,

What if there was only darkness in the world, nothing else? How would it feel to grope in the dark, looking for something? Maybe even trying to reach and hold the hands of a lover or simply see a face. But not being able to because there is no light, only darkness. Maybe in some distant past, darkness was something familiar, something you could sleep with. However, it would seem like it is a bit hard to imagine darkness now. Most of all, not with the advent of electricity and its accompanying merits- TV experience, lit chandeliers on and on. Better still, due to the oncoming of electricity distribution companies, good electricity has come to stay in Nigeria, and the darkness has been made to stay out in the dark.

So you would agree that there ain’t no reason you should ever want to imagine darkness. Not for one minute. But what if things happen and for whatever reason, you are not able to get electricity. Talk of the unavailability of time to pay the bills. Or the far distance of the outlets or just maybe it’s a weekend, an off day for everyone.

Well, with vtpass.com, you can have all the light you need at any time and from anywhere. Just so you know, vtpass.com is an online payment platform where you can pay and buy your everyday services. You can get your 9mobile, MTN, AIRTEL, GLO phone airtime and data subscriptions. You can as well as renew your DSTV, GOTV and STARTIMES cable TV subscriptions and electricity bills.

But do you think there is nothing as good as paying physically? Good thought. But what if the rain is splattering outside and you urgently need to get airtime to make an emergent call? What if you are having an exam the next day, you don’t know the venue but you can’t bear to stand up? What if your data finishes just when you are streaming a football match? Or your favourite sit-com. What if you are having a TV time with your girlfriend and the decoder stops in the middle of a thrilling movie?

There are certain “what-ifs” you might never find answers to. But with vtpass.com, you are sure to always get answers and solutions to your immediate problems. Log on to vtpass.com now to pay for your phone airtime, data and tv subscriptions as well as electricity bills.

With VTpass.com just a click away, there will be not a single what-if to answer for.

MAKE MORE MONEY THROUGH VTPASS HAPPY EARNER PROGRAM

The year is fast approaching its end and it is good we begin to go over our afore written resolution. This is to see just how far we have come. Inevitably, one agenda that will be at the top of our list is just how to make more money. The question is just how much more you have made over the past months. Maybe, you have not hit your target just yet. You need not get worried over this. You can make much more money than you imagined by partnering with VTpass.

Firstly, as an online payment platform, vtpass.com has made it possible for everyday payments to be made in a snatch. Hence, anyone can buy their phone airtimes, data subscriptions, as well as pay for your cable TV subscriptions and electricity bills. The reliability and security of the website, vtpass.com, has been described to be on par. And this has earned it quite a name in the mainstream.

However, more than this, vtpass.com has become a veritable path through which many now earn passive incomes and boost their yearly turnout. You might be wondering how. Well, here is how.

HAPPY EARNER PROGRAM

Earn easy by partnering with us.
Join the VTPass.com Happy Earner Program and earn money online.
We have provided all the tools and resources you need to earn a commision with VTpass

There are 4 easy ways to Earn.

Join our Affiliate Programme

Do you have a website? Earn Happy by placing our affiliate banners on your website.
You can also share our affiliate links or embed our links in your Blog posts.

You get a commission on whatever was paid for through your affiliate links.

Get started today.

Set up in simple steps

1. Activate the affiliate feature
2. Generate an affiliate banner code
3. Place on your website and watch your earnings grow.

Then you can monitor, track progress and make changes to boost your earnings.

Place our Widgets on Your website

Through our widget, people can pay for services directly on our website.

Embed the VTpass Happy Earners widget on your website and earn commissions on purchases made through the widget.

You can place on your website sidebar and you can also create a page for it.

Step:
1. Activate the widget feature
2. Generate a widget code
3. Place on your website (sidebar or page).

Promote the buy page on your website.

Seat and watch your earnings grow.

Become a Terminal Agent

Don’t have a website? No need to worry.

Become a terminal agent and resell our services in your area.

You can still earn on VTpass by activating the Terminal agent feature.

Suitable if you have a shop, a student or in locations where there are physical customers.

You deliver services to your customers and they pay you cash.

Sell VTpass services to your customers from your location and earn a commission for every purchase.

Step:
1. Activate the terminal agent feature
2. Top up your VTpass wallet for easy payment
3. Market your services in your location and start earning

Refer a Friend

Simply share your referral link with your Friends & Family.

Earn a commission on any purchases they make for the next 30 days.

How to Start

1. Register on the website, vtpass.com

2. Login to your account

3. Visit the earnings page/partner with us

CATALONIA: BARCA FC HOLDS ITS OWN AGAINST ITS OWN

Good grief, Barcelona FC is about to have their biggest crisis- Catalonia. Indeed, Neymar’s unprecedented departure from Barca FC has proven to be just the start of the many thunderbolts that threaten to destabilise the club. Yes, we are beginning to get used to the sight of Messi winning on the field alone. But it appears Barca FC is now threatened with a big, national crisis.

If you have been following the sports news on your DSTV, STARTIMES, GOTV decoders, then you would have found out that Catalonia, where Barcelona FC finds its bearing/location in Spain, is just about to explode. As featured by Super Sports, DSTV channel 409 and Startimes 123, the people and ruling party of Catalonia are demanding independence from the Federal Government of Spain. In essence, they want to secede from their mother country. And for whatever reason this decision has been made, the Catalans are proving that they are going to stand by what they want- independence. This is in spite of the recent ruckus caused by the Spanish Police,

OCTOBER 1ST SEES BARCA FC BEHIND CLOSED DOORS

Really, the catastrophe that took place on the first of October in Spain proves the enormity of the situation. Catalonia decided to hold a referendum to assert the position of the Spaniard majority regarding the independence. Well, the Federal Government of Spain disagreed vehemently against this motion, even sending out Spanish Police who seized ballots, used force and whatever other means to stop citizens from voting. Against this backdrop, Barcelona FC was denied the right to postpone a match on this first of October. They were forced to play against UD Las Palmas in an empty stadium. Behind closed doors.

If this news is appearing strange to you, then it is as good as saying you do not know anything about the ongoing heartbreaking Biafra versus Nigeria saga. It is equally as good as implying that your DSTV, STARTIMES AND GOTV decoders have been inactive for a long while!!! With no doubt, what you need to do right now is to get your decoder started right now. Just visit vtpass.com to do this conveniently and in just three quick steps- Log on, select your decoder type and pay. You can also pay for your electricity bills from wherever you are, as well as buy your 9mobile, Airtel, MTN, GLO airtimes and data subscriptions.

CATALONIA PUTS THE WORLD IN A FIX

Now, as sports and politics are usually intertwined in countries like Spain. It is inevitable to ignore the impact of Catalonia’s decision to secede from Spain and be an independent country. For one, Barcelona FC’s Camp Nou is officially located in Catalonia. Thus, when Catalonia becomes independent, Barca will no longer be allowed to compete in the La Liga.

Of course, by all means, this will affect all ends. It is the legendary state rivalry between Real Madrid and Barca that spices up the La Liga. It also draws international attention to the football tournament. Consequently, the league, Catalonia, and Spain will fizzle out of the football headlines gradually yet surely. Barca’s administration professes that they can always walk their way around this. and still, compete in the La Liga league. But Javier Tebas, the president of the league, insists this will not be allowed.

FOOTBALLERS ARE MADE TO LOOK AWAY FROM THE BALL

Several footballers across clubs in Spain are feeling the brunt of the disputes between Spain and Catalonia. To start with, Gerard Pique, one of Barca’s star man, in an emotional interview, is clearly torn between two sides. He has both Spanish and Catalan heritage. But he wishes to stay in Spain despite the booings and criticisms coming from all sides. Sergio Ramos, a player in Real Madrid, is unrepentant in his support of Spain and its rulings. He even tells Pique, who just happens to be a very close friend, to keep his Catalan sentiments to himself. Now this shows just how much the split is going to affect both even the individual lives of the Spaniards.

VTPASS ADVOCATES FOR GLOBAL UNITY

However, it is disheartening to know that despite the connective tissue that binds the world, the idea of creating divisions still hold strong. What is more painful is the brutal, violent actions and reactions that usually accompany these struggles. We, at VTpass, support peace and global unity. Hence, our contribution to global unity. We make it just as easy to get connected to near friends and far away strangers everywhere. Just by logging on to vtpass.com, you can pay for your electricity bills, constantly renew your DSTV, STARTIMES, GOTV decoders, buy airtimes frequently and easily to always keep in touch and even subscribe data on your phone to see what is happening across the globe.

Indeed, with vtpass.com, you can break through physical barriers and promote global unity.

SERVICE DELIVERY: HOW TO AVOID ANY DISAPPOINTMENT

Have you ever had something fail just at the point you need it? No salt just when you need to season your food. A massive brake failure just when you need to travel. A funny, heavy downpour of rain when you had planned to take your woman or man to somewhere ‘special’. Name it. Disappointments can be frustrating. But what is more frustrating than not being able to get a service just when you need it- airtime, data, electricity, and constant TV time. That’s pretty frustrating, especially when you need to make a life-changing call or send that one email that will turn things around for you.

And what is even irking is that these things that seem quite easy to get sometimes will not be accessible for very funny reasons. For one, it might be a public holiday and the all available outlets to get any of these services might be under locks. Again, you find yourself in any place where getting to buy recharge card, paying your electricity bill or renewing your tv subscription is as good as walking about, looking for a pin in the whole of Sahara Desert. You might be a little bit under the weather and incapable of going around or it might just be that the recharge card you end up buying has been used!

Really, there are lots of reasons you might not get your everyday services just when you need them. But there is one service that does not disappoint at any time or anywhere and that’s VTpass.

ABOUT VTPASS.COM

Vtpass.com is your one-stop online payment platform through which you can pay for any such service like your phone airtime (MTN, AIRTEL, GLO, 9MOBILE), Cable TV subscription (DSTV, GOTV, STARTIMES), Electricity bill and other services. Because of its widespread reach, you can utilise the services we offer at vtpass.com anywhere and at any time. Vtpass.com has proven over time to be the reliable courier to whom you can entrust the payment of your bills to be done with speed and convenience.And to make it even better, you can make any such payment in just three easy steps:

Even better, you can make any payment in just three easy steps:

Log on to vtpass.com.

Select the network you want to pay for and enter the phone number you want to pay into in the displayed form.

Pay.

It’s as easy as it looks.

SERVICE SUPPORT CHANNELS

If on any occasion, you feel the need to reach us as regards any such issues urging redress, we are always on hand to take in your comments, complaints or suggestions. You can reach us at any time through the following channels:

Email: support@vtpass.com

Phone: 08138752358

Support website: vtpass.com/contact

Live chat on the website vtpass.com

By lodging your complaints through any of these channels, your unresolved issues will be attended to as soon as possible. We are open to all and any of your suggestions and recommendations regarding our services.

So, if you have always been disappointed in various capacities. Then, this is one platform you are sure you will never experience any failure or frustration. VTpass.com is simple, safe and secure.

KWESE TV COMES TO THE LIMELIGHT

Are you ready to pay less for something bigger? Ok, this is not vtpass.com trying to get your heart to the skies by talking about our cheap, easy and convenient payment method. These words, are rather, in the voice of TSTV AFRICA. Yes, you must have heard of them. They are launching a Pay-as-you-consume TV on and we, at vtpass.com, have opened up an easy portal through which you can pay for their services. In any case, this is not the entire story. Apart from TSTV AFRICA who are launching in style, there is a whole new brand of entertainment hitting our big screen and that’s Kwese TV.

So, you might be wondering who has initiated yet another timely intervention in the Pay-Tv entertainment sector. Well, you would know in a bit. Do you remember the very first service provider that brought the sim card revolution into Nigeria, just in time to supplement the increasing patronage of cell phones? That’s Econet, right? It would amuse you to know that Kwese TV is a brand of Econet Media Limited.

Though they may be taking the underground tunnels this time around, Kwese TV is coming strong into the Nigerian market, just as well as TSTV. And they cannot be underappreciated as they are, in more ways than one, taking Pay-TV to a whole new different level.

AMAZING THINGS KWESE TV HAS TO OFFER

First off, Kwese TV is taking audiences beyond TV into several other realms that were once thought unimaginable. Not only can you watch Kwese TV on your TV via the satellite, you can also watch it on your TV via the Internet. This can be done through a medium called Kwese Play. As if this is not enough, Kwese TV also has an app so that you can watch on the go. This is called the Kwese App.

Again, there are pretty amazing tv channels that probably you have come across on other Pay-TVs. But some channels are absolutely new and innovative. For instance, we have channels like Arsenal media, Safe Entertainment etc.

Even as Kwese TV continues to penetrate the market, be sure that vtpass.com will, waste no time, in opening a portal that assures you quick and easy payment for all of Kwese TV’s services, ranging from the payment for their physical satellite to the internet access and access to the mobile app.

Also, vtpass.com offers easy and convenient payments for your 9mobile, Airtel, MTN and GLO airtime and data subscriptions. We also allow for ease and convenience in the payment of your DSTV, STARTIMES, GOTV subscriptions and electricity bills.

NDANI TV: SKINNY GIRLS IN TRANSIT IS BACK

Here is a story you would like to hear:

Once upon a season, there lived a girl named Tiwalade. She is a Lagosian, an OAP (Online Air Personality) and she is fat. Now she wants to lose weight and really fast too. She is further propelled to burn out her extra calories due to a heartbreak from her boyfriend, Kola, her mother’s Holy Spirit cajolings and a severe intimidation in the hands of her slim, prim and beautiful sister, Shalewa. But hey, in her down moment, Tiwa hooks up with interesting guys, guys that would have been considered suitable for only skinny girls.

Well, by now, you should already have gotten the gist. It’s Ndani TV’s very own Skinny Girls in. Transit. And if you followed up with the seasons as they were reeled out on YouTube, you would agree that the skit was a thriller, a comedic bombshell and a sizzling Nigerian romance. This was until they pulled the plug with their season three, leaving Mide and Tiwa’s fiery kiss stamped on the minds of fans and subscribers. The countdown to season four had begun since then.

Now, it seems the wait is over. Courtesy of Ndani TV and GT Bank, Skinny Girls in Transit Season four is due to begin on the 29th of September. You can now get back to sitting cheerily and comfortably, loading a carton of popcorn in your stomach, while watching your locally brewed Skinny Girl in Transit.

WHERE VTPASS.COM COMES IN

This is the more reason you should not stray too far from vtpass.com. Logging into vtpass.com saves you a whole wealth of time, stress and good Skinny Girls in Transit fun. It really can piss one off if you are on a dope episode on YouTube and data just expires. You would have to go through the whole charade of going down to buy airtime, remembering some code… Now that ain’t funny. But you can prevent this from actually happening by logging on to vtpass.com and paying straight on for your data subscription.

With vtpass.com, you can equally pay for your 9mobile, Airtel, MTN, GLO phone airtime without stress. Also, you can pay for your electricity bills as well as renew your DSTV, GOTV AND STARTIMES subscriptions, as soon as possible. And you know the best part, you can pay from anywhere and at any time with vtpass.com. So why don’t you go on and log on to vtpass.com so as to thoroughly enjoy Ndani TV’s thrilling romance? Who knows, but you might just get some useful tips on how to meet and know the right one.

TSTV: ONE DISH, MANY MORE ADVANTAGES

Yippee!! A new train has come to town. And it came with all the pomp and honking peculiar to a new hippy vibe. Imagine Wizkid or Davido releasing a new, hot single and touring the whole of Nigeria with their new bang. Well, Telecom Satellite TV AFRICA (TSTV) is coming down to Nigeria with a big bang of such nature. This is even before the launch date, which is meant to be on the 1st of October, 2017.

From the looks of the name, you already perceive that TSTV operates on the same level as DSTV, GOTV and STARTIMES. This is very well true. But as is becoming apparent to most, TSTV is not just here to compete or perform on an equal level with the big goons. They are actually wanting to steal the show entirely. Talk about the new features they are promising to incorporate into their sleek, compact decoder. It’s massive.

And as we are, at Vtpass, aren’t slow to recognise value and progress.We have included, in addition, to our list of numerous billers like 9mobile, Airtel, MTN, GLO, DSTV, STARTIMES, GOTV etc, the new big bang TSTV. So, once you get your TSTV decoder, you can start making easy, convenient payment on vtpass.com. Well, our customers’ satisfaction weighs deeply on our minds, and we never lose

You might wonder that it’s not even launched. Well, our customers’ satisfaction weighs deeply on our minds, and we never lose any opportunity to please the ones that make us, in the first place.

But why would you want to buy TSTV’s decoder? Appropriately, the management has given Nigerians tons of reasons. You might want to go through them and make a choice for yourself.

TSTV- ONE DISH, MANY MORE ADVANTAGES

GREAT DESIGN

It must be said, for all the big packages TSTV is offering, the decoder does not, in any way, betray the heavy burden. It is sleek and flat, and it has the distinct operations listed on its surface. You can see for yourself right here.

PAY AS YOU CONSUME

Now, this is the real deal. Unlike the other decoders and Pay-TV services, Telecom Satellite TV offers a Pay-as-you-consume cable TV service. What this means is that you only pay for what you watch. All those extra unneeded channels that come along with expensive bouquets will no longer feature as you only pay for what you consume. Hence, you can pay for only your favourite channels and leave out the rest. The implication of this is that you can watch your favourite channels on TSTV for as low as #200, #500 etc. And even better, you can pay for your TSTV subscription through the convenient and speedy medium provided by www.,vtpass.com.

DTH

Again, TSTV offers great channels on a Direct-to-Home (DTH) platform that will be distributed on ABS 3A Africa beam, located at 3 degrees west.

GREAT CHANNELS

TSTV AFRICA also offers rich varieties of over 100 channels ranging from Live Sports like UEFA Champions League to entertainment channels like Movie Box, Telenovela etc.

INTERNET SERVICE

You won’t believe it, but TSTV also offers internet services through an HBB TV tech, which is a combination of satellite and internet service for TV services. The internet service will run on a 4.5 GB. And it can be used for video calls and wifi.

PRICE OF DECODER

TSTV seems not to be slowing down with their breakthrough offers, as they have offered a good deal for the price of their decoders. And what’s the price? Just #5,000.

You must agree that TSTV has offered Nigerians a good bargain. And while you are wetting your appetite, just waiting for the release. Remember that you can buy your TSTV subscription by logging into vtpass.com. Also, you can pay for your MTN, GLO, Airtel, 9mobile airtimes and data subscriptions, as well as renew your DSTV, STARTIMES, GOTV subscriptions and electricity bills.

API: LET VTPASS.COM SERVE YOU WELL

The first question that will be on your lips is what is an API?

Well, here is a textbook definition:

An API stands for “Application Programming Interface.” An API is a set of commands, function, protocols and objects that programmers can use to create software or interact with an external system. It provides developers with standard commands for performing common operations so they do not have to write the code from scratch.

But not all of us are computer geeks or nerds. Ok, most of us are not. So here are simple, fun ways of understanding what an Application Programming Interface (API) is:

You buy an extension, which you intend using to charge your phone, laptop and the likes. For the extension to work, you are not going to plug straight to the transformer next to your house, or the wire transmitting electric current to you, right? No, you need an interface. Something that can stand in the gap and collect the energy from the electric current down to you. You need a socket. This socket which is usually connected to a wire on the wall serves as an interface to which you plug your extension. This in response to the interface, enables you to charge your phone and any other thing.

The API is just like that socket, except it is something you can’t see and it has more to do with the internet world.

ANOTHER EXAMPLE

You want to buy rice and chicken from your favourite restaurant. Now, do you just go into the kitchen where it is being cooked or stored? And then demand a plate of rice and chicken? Of course, not, there is an attendant, a waiter. In this case, an interface that delivers your request for a hamburger to the kitchen staff. They in response to your request, hand over the food to the waiter, who will, in turn, place it before you. And then, lunch or dinner is served. Or breakfast, if you are the one that does late meals or does not fancy the routine bread, tea and egg.

The waiter has served as an API, relaying messages for you all in a bid to deliver a service. You must have guessed by now that in the real sense, the person making the request is not a person, but codes. Just like the waiter and kitchen staff responding to the requests are are all codes.

So, simply put, APIS are messengers that take requests from a user end, go to the right quarters to deliver the message. And then relays back an answer to the user again. In a technical sense, you use an API when you employ the code written by someone else or their database for your own purpose, or to service your own website.

WHY DO I NEED TO KNOW API?

There are a lot of ways knowing how the API works can profit an average online business person. Say, you have a natural hair blog that sometimes needs to display videos. You might not have these videos at all. But by integrating Youtube’s API to your site, these videos can be displayed on your site.

It is through this the API that many videos on YouTube get featured on sites that clearly are not Youtube. Another easy way of using API is having a website where you need people to sign in or login. Because you know Google or Facebook already have the sign in feature which is way professional. On proper request, you can simply use Google or Facebook’s sign in feature. So that, what you will have on your own website is “sign in with Google or Login with Facebook”. You might be nodding in understanding right now. That’s good, but there is something even better.

LET VTPASS.COM SERVE YOU WELL

Vtpass.com is your one-stop online payment platform through which you can pay for any such service like your phone airtime, Cable TV subscription, Electricity bill and other services. Because of its widespread reach, you can utilise the services we offer at vtpass.com anywhere and at any time. All that needs be done is:

Select the service you want to pay for and enter the necessary details.

Pay.

And if you want to do bigger things as an IT brain, you can integrate Vtpass.com’s API into your website or application and begin to sell any of these services to those in contact with your website or app. What this means is that you get to resell such services as 9mobile, MTN, GLO, Airtel airtime and data subscriptions, electricity bills for almost all electricity distribution companies, educational payments such as WAEC Scratch Card, cable TV subscriptions and so much more. And if you are not the technical specialist, but you have a website through which you can sell our services, you can consult your web developer or programmer who will, in turn, visit our website vtpass.com or consult our support centre and make you a retailer of our services.

And if you are not the technical specialist. But you have a website through which you can sell any of our services. You can consult your web developer or programmer. The programmer will, in turn, visit our website vtpass.com or consult our support centre. And make you a retailer of our services. But the first step is logging into vtpass.com and trying your hands on the services we sell such as phone airtime, electricity bills, data subscriptions, DStv, Startimes and GOtv subscriptions and so on. This first step will definitely take you off guard into a place of greater beginnings.

STARTIMES GREAT CHANNELS: WHY YOU NEED TO RENEW YOUR DECODER

Every Friday is yet another terrific time to unwind and repair every cracked up nerve in the body. While you might be planning to get loose and run wild in a thousand and one ways, the doctors see the weekend as yet another terrific time to rest, eat well, sleep, take in a lot of fluid and indeed get a good dose of laughter and fun. Solid advice, really.And what better way to heed this advice than to sit back on a sofa, sip some kind of juice, and watch some interesting channels on Startimes that will crack your ribs and put together your nerves all at once.

Indeed, Startimes has some pretty amazing lineup of cool channels that will fill your weekend with fun and keep the doctor away for a really long time. And you don’t have to worry about payment issues, being a weekend and all because there is now an easy way to pay for your Startimes subscription. And that is through Vtpass.com. Vtpass.com is your one-stop online payment platform that allows you convenience and speed in the payment of your everyday services. Hence, you can pay for your phone airtime, data subscription, electricity bill and your Startimes, DStv and GOtv cable Tv subscription just by logging onto vtpass.com, selecting your service preference and paying conveniently.

And if you think this is cool, then you must know that you can pay from anywhere and at any time at all. Now, you must admit that this is cooler. You can buy any service or renew your Startimes, DStv or GOtv subscription on vtpass.com now. In the meanwhile,

In the meanwhile, here is a list of some great channels on Startimes you don’t want to do without this weekend:

STARTIMES WORLD FOOTBALL

On ST World Football, catch all the thrilling live and exclusive football matches that feature all around the world. Talk about the ongoing English Premier League, the Bundesliga, French Ligue 1, FIFA, Italian leagues, ST World Football brings it all to your TV Screen. Also, enjoy football entertainment shows like Goalissimo and Football Paparazzi. This is sure to keep you rested.

2. FOX LIFE

Stay tuned to every best female dialogue, international contents and Hollywood’s best movie series on Fox Life. Films like Charmed, Wrath, Secrets and Wives, Clean House and so much more air on Fox Life. Ladies, how about you grab some notepad in addition to the cup of juice because there is no doubt you will learn some life empowering lessons.

3. ST BOLLYWOOD

And there is Bollywood- heart-rending love movies, comic characters and beautiful dancing that leaves you wrapped around yourself or around someone else on the spot.

4. VIASAT LIFE

If you want to get motivated for the incoming weekdays, Viasat Life takes care of this. By featuring quality factual entertainment with the stories of those termed ordinary who have gone ahead to make it big, Viasat Life furnishes you with innovative and insightful tips on how to be the best at anything you set out to do. While programs like Cooking for Real brushes up your cooking skills, Growing Up Hip Hop hints you on how to deal with kids in the 21st century. You must admit, this is far too cool.

5. NEO GEO WILD

And of course, you won’t want to keep the kids out of this. They, in fact, do need plenty and plenty a dose of fun. You can prop them up in their favourite seats while you watch them watch Neo Geo Wild, an explorative wildlife and history program. You can watch them get wiser, while you get all less busy.

Now, you wouldn’t want your decoder to crack off this weekend, not when you want to get off stress and get onto an amazing home cinema and lots of fun with your friends and family. This is why you should log on to vtpass.com to get your Startimes decoder active and running. The best part is you can renew your decoder at any time, anywhere. You can just as well pay for your 9mobile, Airtel, MTN, GLO airtimes, data subscriptions, electricity bills and so much more.do

So, you don’t have to be stranded this weekend wondering about the best way to have fun, because, with vtpass.com at your fingertips, every time is a fun time.

DSTV BOUQUETS AND HOW TO SUBSCRIBE TO THEM

Life is best enjoyed in Techno-colors and mirror blues; in wonderlands and mythical seas spanning digital screens; laughter soaring from four corners and tears drowning a transparent black; football matches causing jabs across centre tables. Ok, there is no sense in this, right? But this is what being immersed in the near yet far-away world of a cable TV like DStv can do. It inspires grave thoughts.

Accordingly, DStv is a Pay-TV, provided by Multichoice Africa, a leading video entertainment provider. It serves as a medium for airing local and international channels including first run films, documentaries, news and sports, children’s animations and educative programs.

But hey, this should not be told, the various programs really do speak for themselves. As in, how else do Nigerians enjoy their favourite episodic Telenovela series on Telemundo, trailblazing football matches on SuperSports, Hollywood Blockbusters on M-net, Nollywood’s locally scentedJenifa’s Diary on Africa Magic or heartrending seasonal thrillers like Game of Thrones? Maybe, you are presently wondering why you have been missing out on all the good stuff even though you are plugged to a DStv. The truth is that you might be plugged into a very wrong cord.

In any case, here is a list of DStv bouquets that offers you the best and the very best of hot, smoking channels that will keep you inspired and alive.

LIST OF DSTV BOUQUETS YOU MIGHT HAVE MISSED OUT ON

DSTV BOUQUETS IN OTHER LANGUAGES

DStv German Only- #3640

French Only- #6050

Asia Only- #5050

Dstv Premium German Only- #15920

Premium French- #19680

Premium Asia- #16530

For Premium German Asia- 17360

For Premium French German- 21300

Premium French Asia- 24480

Premium French German Asia-26100

For Mini Asia- 10800

Mini German- 9640

Mini German Asia- 14440

DStv Family Asia- #8850

Family German-#6640

Now, as you can see, this is more variety than you ever thought there was. Now you can pick from any of the English bouquets, and if you are keen on stepping into other worlds and knowing what flavour they got to offer, there is a whole lot of that as well. Consequently, to subscribe to any of these bouquets, all you need do is click on any of the bouquets you want. And you will be redirected to a place where with a simple bit of detail, you can pay for your choice bouquet.

So, if you have tried it and you are wondering why it takes that short a time to go connected to any bouquet, then you would want to know about vtpass.com.

VTPASS.COM

Vtpass.com is a fast and easy way to subscribe to any DStv bouquet. Not only that, you can pay for your Airtel, MTN, GLO and 9mobile phone airtime as well as subscribe to any data bundle you desire. Just as well, you can pay your electricity bill through vtpass.com. All you need do is follow these three easy steps:

Log in to vtpass.com

Select the service you want to pay for and enter its details in a displayed form